Post by pedro1993 » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:24 pm

So I am guessing that there a lot of freelance/web design companies on the forum here! I thought it would be fun to see what your clients say/ask when starting a project!

I saw this pic a while go on Facebook and this sums up a lot of people I have worked with!
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Let me know what your favorite "Client Quotes" are O0

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Post by john88 » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:56 am

i have this new website ... take it to first damn page

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Post by pedro1993 » Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:11 am

I've heard ones like that before plenty of times haha!
john88 wrote:i have this new website ... take it to first damn page

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Post by john88 » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:55 am

pedro1993 wrote:I've heard ones like that before plenty of times haha!
john88 wrote:i have this new website ... take it to first damn page
yeah...hate it every time....lol

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Post by granddaddy » Sat Sep 07, 2013 5:01 am

What's a webhost?
What's a registrar?
Can I use Microsoft Word to edit Opencart pages?
Will people be able to find my website?
Can I add products?
How do people pay?
Why doesn't my site appear in Google? (before I've even uploaded OC).
I only want a site with 4 pages, with just a picture and a little bit of text, and I want you to make it a financial success.
The design is wrong - you made it pink when I said orange. (his brightness was turned up very high because of his eyesight problems - it already was orange).

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Post by pedro1993 » Sat Sep 07, 2013 7:30 am

Some of them are very bizarre haha!
granddaddy wrote:What's a webhost?
What's a registrar?
Can I use Microsoft Word to edit Opencart pages?
Will people be able to find my website?
Can I add products?
How do people pay?
Why doesn't my site appear in Google? (before I've even uploaded OC).
I only want a site with 4 pages, with just a picture and a little bit of text, and I want you to make it a financial success.
The design is wrong - you made it pink when I said orange. (his brightness was turned up very high because of his eyesight problems - it already was orange).

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Post by butte » Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:02 am

After explicit, terse verbal and written stepwise instructions when allowed to do something that, of course, went haywire, and that most have sense enough to leave alone: "Oh. I forgot. Can you fix it?"

"What does the RTFB principle mean?"

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Post by Box » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:22 pm

check out clientsfromhell.com :-) its a whole website dedicated to these types of things.
be warned though, its pretty easy to lose hours of your life :P

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Post by butte » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:01 am

Apparently one of them attacked clientsfromhell, in Firefox 23.0.1 at the moment it shows "Forbidden You don't have permission to access / on this server." but without saying 403 so apparently as a custom error document.

. . . Yup, custom, and html 2.0, to boot:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
<HTML><HEAD>
<TITLE>403 Forbidden</TITLE>
</HEAD><BODY>
<H1>Forbidden</H1>
You don't have permission to access /
on this server.<P>
</BODY></HTML>

. . . Unless, of course, that IS the joke.

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Post by Box » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:16 am

Sorry my bad. its .net! ;-)
http://clientsfromhell.net/

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Post by butte » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:26 am

Box, ya done good, the inaudible font was worth the wait. That reminds me of one I was given, "Why do I have to click it first?" (Well, it all started with vacuum tubes while folks were still figuring out what to do with newly invented transistors and there was still no such thing as a mouse, when suddenly one day . . .)

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